mock the java

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would you like coffee?

yes

how d’ya take it?

weak – i like moffie koffie. strong coffee gives me the shakes.

moffie koffie. moffie koffie?

now let me see…

i’ve got jou ma se poes koffie.

jou bliksem in a blik koffie.

gaan nai a koei koffie.

donkie kont koffie.

fok die kak koffie.

moer jou koffie…

 but i’m afraid you’re fresh out of luck,

we don’t serve moffie koffie.

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