The state of the union

Duct TapeMary declared it date night – their first in three years. She said the relationship was getting ‘old’. She told Bob to hire a baby sitter, which he did. On the way home he picked up some duct tape and flunitrazepam. Things were about to get interesting.

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3 comments

  1. Well, that’s what you get when you wait three years…

  2. Hahahaha. Nice one. 🙂

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